Friday, August 31, 2007

Q. Did you see the three suspects walk into the bathroom in the mall?
A. No. I did see them walk out, though.
Q. But you didn't see them walk in?
A. No, but I did see all three of them walk out of the bathroom.
Q. But you didn't see them walk in, so how do you know --
A. But I did see them walk out, sir.
Q. But you can't say for sure that they all went into the bathroom --
MR. SMITH: Your Honor, is counsel saying that they magically
materialized like Spock?
THE COURT: Sidebar, now.