A. There was a DVD player on special.
Q. So was there a specific one on sale that was
worth getting up and going to the store at 5 a.m. for?
A. I think they advertised some sperm, and my wife
said whatever they were offering had to be better than mine.
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"Sperm" should have been "special" - LOL!!
Submitted by: Stephanie
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