Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Sharp as a tack!

The attorney is questioning the State's chief medical examiner, who performs hundreds of autopsies per year:

Q. Is it fair to say that the patients that you see in your professional line of work have no blood pressure?

A. If they have no blood pressure when I start, they certainly have none when I'm done.

Incredibly, the attorney continued with that line of questioning:

Q. That's right. And is it fair to say that in your professional line of work that you do not monitor a patient's blood pressure?

A. Well, correct. I don't.



Submitted by: J. Colter, Scopist