Monday, September 21, 2009

Stay'n Alive

Q. Did you ever work as a legal assistant?
A. Yes, I did.
Q. And for whom?
A. For two different law firms. I worked for a John Smith in Nevada, who is now deceased; Jim E. Jones in Nevada, who is now deceased. And I did work part-time for Bill Lane, and he's not deceased as of this moment.
Q. We hope he stays that way for a while.

Submitted by: Gina Jackson, scopist