Only in the South would these questions be asked:
Q. During the time you were growing up, did you have any traumatic injury?
A. No.
Q. Okay. No broken bones?
A. No.
Q. All right.
A. No.
Q. Didn't get kicked by a mule or hit with a baseball bat --
A. No.
Q. -- or fall off a pickup?
A. No.
Submitted by: Faye Bryant